Books From The Pantry: Any Means Necessary by Jack Mars: reviewed by C. S. Evans

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Any Means Necessary is Jack Mars’ debut novel; a political thriller about a terror plot targeting no less than the President of the United States. Nuclear waste has been stolen with the aim of creating a dirty bomb, and Luke Stone, an ex-SEAL now embedded within the ranks of the FBI, is called upon to stop the jihadists.

What follows is a fast-paced thriller with plenty of intrigue and backstory thrown in. We learn a lot about our hero’s past and follow him as he struggles to keep his family safe, while carrying out the task to which he has been assigned – even when that means bending the rules to breaking point.

For a first novel, this is an ambitious and complicated plot. There are many characters to get to grips with; as well as our ‘good guys’, Mars gives us some insight into the lives and motives of the other main players – the terrorists, the politicians, even those within the FBI trying to keep Luke Stone on a leash. The events which unfold rapidly from the first chapter are also quite a challenge to keep up with, and I found myself having to flick back a few pages to stop getting a little muddled at times! In addition to this, you have to suspend belief in what’s feasible when it comes to some of the ‘stunts’ our protagonist has to execute. Somehow, such ideas seem less acceptable from the pages of a book than on the big screen from Hollywood. Incidentally, this novel would probably make a great movie given a decent cast to make it more believable.

The dialogue is mostly snappy, without gratuitous profanity, but the narrative contains excess use of words like ‘BOOM!’ and ‘BAM!’ for my liking. I’m also not sure I can forgive Mars for using the line ‘Come with me if you want to live’ either!

If I had to name the worst thing about this book, it’s the cliff-hanger ending. By all means, hint at the possibility of future visits to your characters, but don’t dangle parts of a new plot in front of us and then cut us off.

For all my criticisms, I did really enjoy this novel. It delivered what it promised – racing action, moments of great tension and shock, and plenty of intricacies and twists to keep you turning the pages in the small hours. For a debut, it points towards a great writing future for Jack Mars.

 

 

 

Poetry Drawer: We Had a Sweep in the Week by Faye Joy

radio times

 

We had a sweep in the week

and he brought us some eggs

we don’t get another one until

Monday is your car open

the swing seat’s in the garden

if you want to sit down

Tut’s on you like things like that

have you seen this shot of her

she’s got horns she looks sort

of 1940s doesn’t she has anyone

seen the Radio Times

I’ve looked in the bucket

you said they put you to sleep

when you were in hospital that

man the day you came back he

was put into a home oh we’ve just

missed the secret life of the cat

well he might have gone to a nice

home so you quite liked him then

there’s the Great Wall on More 4

China’s secret history you like

things like that did you get any

tips then but it’s a bit embarrassing

when you have hot flushes and you’re

doing yoga and your sweaty feet slip

on the mat it’s in here you know

that man they took to hospital

so have we established

you’ll give me a knock when

you’re finished in the bathroom

oh there’s Dorothy and Charles’s

wedding she’s put some photos on

facebook it’s the family when they came

to stay with her from South Korea

the Chinese suffered under the yoke of Mongul rule

it says Dorothy’s lived here for forty years

near the Catholic church this is heavy

it’s heavier than yours isn’t it yours

is an android fancy posing like that

look at that just imagine living there

in one of those so they used sticky

rice in the mortar what’s that

oh it’s just him boom booming next door

can we establish what order we’re using the bathroom?

 

Inky News: Warrior’s Bible by Bones

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Bones is a performance poet. His new book Warrior’s Bible is now available. Keep your eyes peeled for his Inky Interview. For now, here is the introduction to his book:

 

Now I don’t know if you’ll agree but I KNOW it to be true! These lyrics this book ‘we’ wrote for you. Who’s we?

Me and d Higher Power, who’d be sendin me d lyrics hour after hour. Lyin in mah bed conversin wid HP in mah head, then 1 day they started sendin me lyrics instead.

It’s due seh I’m spiritual the Most High helped me become lyrical as well as inspirational, instructin and inspirin me to write this warriors bible for d people, for d likes of you aidin you to rise up and come through, cause believe me it’s way past due!!!!

You may think there’s spellin mistakes but it’s my kinda piss take pon d English language, sandwich that and street wid mah own lil beat, hope ya’ll find it sweet enuff to eat.

Digest it cause I’m no conformist had to express my individuality through non conformity cause I CAN’T abide what you perceive as normality!! Am I revolutionary? Absolutely!! And through dat I do tings differently!!!

I hope you enjoy readin as much as I liked creatin/writin. For me it was exhileratin, enlightenin and excitin. We’re badly in need of savin, let’s hope this is d salvation. Let’s unify, be of ONE mind, we ALL humankind, you best get ready cause your minds about to be fried.

Why you waitin? Stop deliberatin bout time d pages started turnin so you can start your TRUE learnin!!!!!

 

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Inkspeak: Trying To Capture The Sun by Mark Sheeky

sun

 

 

The quest, the ever quest.
The run.
Trying to capture the sun.
The race, and the chase,
and the aim of the day begun.
The jewel in the sky.
Trying to capture the sun.
The reach, the hope of something,
meaningful,
that moves,
is true,
important.
Something you can feel in you.
This is the world,
in gold and diamond blue,
laid bare;
the end, yet just begun.
The best I have done,
so far,
as I reach for the sun.

 

 

Poetry Drawer: Butter Cream Stride by Faye Joy

sydney

Snatches of different languages. I look up

the steps of the Sydney Opera House.

Scattered pockets of tourists climb and run up.

 

There’s a universal bravado about it all.

Birds of paradise bordering a concrete vaulting,

blown trash whipping at the chain-link fence.

 

The flora is lush, random and leggy,

limbs smooth as butter-cream stride on by.

Flip-flops slop maintaining a momentum

which travels up the body. Slight girls

in tight skirts drag wedge heels behind

their rucksacks hobbling the posture.

 

A scene of transience, paradise bordering.

Blown trash whipping at the chain-link fence.

 

 

Pantry Prose: In America by Connor Owen

in america

A spatter of salt is a chess board, and the players sit concentrating on the nothing between them, their elbows on the table and their hands clasped tight beneath their chins. Glum and bored. Clamour from the street sneaks into the restaurant whenever the door opens, on and off like the staccato tuning of a radio.

The nephew’s nothings of thought are sweet, whilst the aunt’s are bitter and sarcastic.

“Go on then, give me an idea,” says the nephew, “something to write this about.”

Rolling her shoulders into a pedantically smug, straight back, the aunt mocks, “Tell a story about two people sat in a café, waiting for an expensive, full breakfast.”

The nephew raises one eyebrow.

“All right.” She pauses. “Tell a story about a boy who meets a rabbit in the park.”

He throws a half-grin aside. “It has to have interesting characters, something sinister too.”

“Gosh, isn’t a rabbit interesting enough for you? All right. A boy meets a girl in the park. And he shoots her.”

“Ha!”

“Or a boy and girl both shoot a rabbit together… in the park.”

“That’s just silly.”

“Well, sorry.”

He sips his coke. “It has to have meaning. S’gotta be deep. Throw in a couple of political undertones and an existential commentary.”

“In America.”

“What?”

“He shoots her in America.”

“Ha ha, right, sure.”

“Well, I’m sorry, just because I don’t have as good an imagination as you young lot do.” She’s still grinning. A waitress summons a clatter as she knocks over a wet floor sign; they turn to observe her throw despair at the ceiling fan. “By heck lad, look at her, afraid God’s unhappy that she’s clumsy and that she’s gonna get smitten.”

“Smote.”

“Smote?”

“Yes.”

“Well, include her, getting smote.” She fails to stifle a laugh. “In America!”

 

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Quick

 

 

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Inkspeak: Managed by Mark Sheeky

hamster-wheel

 

 

I wonder if I’ll have some money soon,
to calm my nerves,
as I walk up and down, and up and down my dead cube room.
The wide window looks out,
upon a city of grey filaments.
Tiny people and their machines, moving in ant-like industry.
Are these people rich, or struggling too?
All of these people, trapped,
in invisible hamster-wheels to live in concrete boxes, like this.
Putting products in boxes,
trees in boxes.
Animals in tins.
Where is the land?
In a box, with a plough, in a museum.
It’s all managed now.

 

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