Interview with OU tutor Joanne Reardon Lloyd by Deborah Edgeley

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What is it you like about writing for radio?

I’ve always listened to radio ever since I can remember, my Mum used to be an avid Archers fan so that very much formed the soundtrack to my childhood and teenage years whether I liked it or not.  She doesn’t listen to it now but I love it!  The thing about radio is that you are allowed into this space, as though you are eavesdropping on people’s lives in a much more intimate way than on television or film so when you write for radio you can take a listener into a character’s thoughts in the same way.  It’s also just you listening (in the car, as you work around the house etc) so it always feels as though whatever you are listening to has been created just for you, I like the opportunities this offers for the writer, you can think of one listener listening alone.

 

Have you any advice for creative writing students with regards to the medium of radio?

It’s quite simple really – listen to it.  If you don’t then you won’t have a clue what works and what doesn’t because it’s very different to writing for stage or film and TV.  You have to understand what you can do with ‘sound’. When I worked at the BBC producing new short stories for the series Opening Lines, I was always looking for something that would work in the mind of a listener, a story that had a distinctive ‘voice’ to it.  Quite often when you first read a short story or play specifically for radio, you immediately start thinking of an actor who could read it and that’s because the voice is so important and although that sounds obvious, you would be surprised at the number of writers who don’t take this into account and send in any play or short story they happen to have written thinking it will just ‘fit’.   It won’t.  We used to receive about 500 short stories a year and only shortlisted about 30 so that will give you some idea of what we were working from.  Voice is key and that’s why it’s so important to immerse yourself in the medium if you want to write for it.

You have written short stories, too. Which writers inspire you?

Well I started out writing short stories and have gone back to them in the last few years which I’m really enjoying.  I was introduced to the form of the short story through the work of the great Frank O’Connor – again I have my mother to thank for this, and still have his entire collection in the original print paperbacks on my shelves.  On the surface, the best short stories seem to be about nothing at all, a casual encounter maybe or a conversation that won’t go away and I think he achieves this better than anyone else I’ve read who writes in the short form – William Trevor is another writer who does this well, I love him too.

I was a big DH Lawrence fan as a student and remember being impressed by what you could do with ‘story’ in a short story, and to be honest, although I haven’t read him in years, his collection ‘The Woman Who Rode Away’ had quite a profound and early influence on me I think.  Now – well now I read mainly women short story writers because, for me, I find their work speaks to me more than some of the male writers I’ve come across in recent years with some notable exceptions like Colm Toibin who is the most wonderful writer in any genre.    I love Kate Atkinson and Rose Tremain, Maggie Gee, and I still like new writers, undiscovered writers who might appear on the pages of a magazine like Mslexia or sites like Ink Pantry.  I think I just love short stories and I’m always open to finding new writers I’ve never come across before.  When I was reading short fiction for the BBC, it was always the most exciting moment to discover a new story from a writer who had perhaps never had anything published before, and then to launch it on to the world through Opening Lines.

 

Have you always wanted to be a writer and do you have a particular time and place that you like to write in?

Yes I have always wanted to be a writer – but then I’ve always read as much as I could and reading made me think:  I want to do that!  I can only write in short concentrated bursts but get an awful lot done in that time simply because I have to.  A lot of my ‘writing’ is done in my head while I’m doing other things, I have two teenage children, a lot of other family commitments and teach several arts courses for the OU, so the writing has to fit around all that.  I don’t believe in things like writer’s block, if you have limited time in which to write then that’s a luxury you can’t afford.  There’s always something to write about and the smallest things can become bigger ideas, you just have to keep writing.  As Picasso said, ‘Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working’.

I write better in the morning though, and sometimes I do actually get up at 5.15 and write before the day really beds in and I get too distracted and tired, but not too often…

 

What is next in the pipeline for Joanne Reardon Lloyd?

I’m two thirds of the way through a novel which I hope to get edited and finished within the next six months and I’m working on a new short story in collaboration with the artist Richard Kenton Webb (http://richardkentonwebb.com/home.html) which is really exciting.  I recently published a short story with another visual artist, Iain Andrews, in a collaboration at Warrington Museum and Art Gallery and enjoyed the whole process of exchanging ideas and coming up with something entirely new (http://www.open.ac.uk/blogs/WritingTutors/?p=602 ) .  I’m also working on a new idea for a radio play.

Inky Exclusive: Joanne Harris

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Joanne Harris (MBE) is the author of 14 novels, including Chocolat (1999) which was made into an Oscar nominated film with Johnny Depp and Juliette Binoche. Joanne is an honorary Fellow of St Catharine’s College, Cambridge, and has honorary doctorates in literature from bothSheffield and Huddersfield. She recently published The Loneliness of the Long Distance Time Traveller which is the latest Dr Who Time Trips story for the BBC. Ink Pantry elf Deborah Edgeley caught up with Joanne.

You have a form of synaesthesia. You also dream in colour, sound and scent. This is fascinating. To what extent has this influenced your work and can you please give an example of one of your amazing dreams?

It’s hard for me to analyse how much my condition influences me (not having a great basis for comparison), but I am aware of using a great number of sensory images in my work, especially where scent, taste and colour overlap. I have a recurring dream, in which I am floating on my back at night in the ocean, watching the stars. A ship sails into view in the sky, surrounded by a soft light. Human figures fly repeatedly from the decks and into the rigging and out again, to the sound of an unearthly music. On waking, the music always vanishes before I can write it down; but the sensation of floating and the quality of the light often stays in my memory for hours.

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When you met Ray Bradbury, you were overwhelmed. What is it about his work that inspires you?

His enthusiasm, both for life, and for language; his ability to articulate the deep and conflicting feelings we experience in childhood; his compassion; his transcending of genre; his delight in experimentation.

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Inky elf Jennie Campbell reviews A Cat, A Hat and A Piece of String

Why have one kind of chocolate when you could have a box full? In A Cat, A Hat and A Piece of String, Joanne Harris offers a collection of short stories with something for every taste. As the unusual selection of items in the title suggests, the sixteen stories are diverse, with no particular pattern or theme.

The collection is bookended by two stories set in Africa. River Song tells the tale of a young girl who risks her life swimming in the Congo River, in return for small gifts from the people who watch her. In Road Song a different girl is the centre of a sad story of family sacrifice and human trafficking in Togo.

Rainy Days and Mondays and Wildfire In Manhattan, two linked stories about a rain god in New York, have a magical mood. There is more magic in Muse, a story about a novelist finding inspiration in a very unusual café, which creative writers will especially enjoy.

I like short stories with a bit of bite, which linger long after you’ve stopped reading them. Two stories in particular satisfied my taste for darkness. Cookie is a harrowing tale of emptiness and longing, with a sinister twist.  In The Game teenage gamers become addicted to a simple, but peculiar computer game, with unforeseen consequences.

Faith and Hope, characters who will be familiar to readers of the author’s previous short story collection, Jigs and Reels, make their return in a double bill. These two reluctant care home residents are deliciously subversive in their quest to find a little joy in a hopeless place. Despite Faith and Hope’s plight, their sense of mischief is delightful and the stories feel triumphant. The characterisation of the main, and supporting characters is particularly skilful, and these are perhaps the strongest stories in the book.

Readers in search of romance are also spoiled for choice. Ghosts in the Machine gives a fresh twist to the Phantom of the Opera fable. The Phantom hides away as a late night DJ, while a listener with a secret of her own slowly falls in love. In Harris’s own words Dryad is ‘an odd little tale’ which ‘may well be the only inter-species non-mammalian love story ever written’. To say any more would be to spoil your own discovery of this unusual, beautiful love.

There is a streak of dark humour throughout most of the collection. Harry Stone and the 24 Hour Church of Elvis provides a lighter comic relief. Jim, the protagonist, is a hapless Elvis impersonator, dreaming of working as ‘lone gumshoe’ Harry Stone. Nobody wants to hire him, but Jim won’t let that stop him. Can Lil from the chip shop talk some sense into him before it’s too late?

Other treats include a pair of stories about a man who believes that Christmas comes every day, and a couple of satisfying ghost stories, Dee Eye Why with a traditional haunted house and Would You Like To Reconnect? where the haunting takes place on the internet.

I wish I had read A Cat, A Hat and A Piece of String when I was learning to write short stories. The creation of such a wide range of genres, moods, characters and locations in the collection is a real achievement, and leaves the reader never knowing what might be coming next. Will it be a dark truffle, bittersweet salted caramel or buttery fudge?  Buy a copy and let yourself be tempted.

Many thanks to Joanne, Anne Riley, Jennifer Robertson of Kyte Photography and Politicalgarbagechute.

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Emily Bullock’s interview by Kev Milsom

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Hello Emily.  Firstly, many congratulations on the release of your début novel, ‘The Longest Fight’.  Could you give our readers a brief outline of the story?

The Longest Fight is a story about family loyalty and love, set against the brutal world of boxing in 1950s London.

Jack Munday has been fighting all his life. His early memories are shaped by the thrill of the boxing ring. Since then he has grown numb, scarred by his bullying father and haunted by the tragic fate of his first love.

Now a grafting boxing manager, Jack is hungry for change. So when hope and ambition appear in the form of Frank, a young fighter with a winning prospect, and Georgie, a new girl who can match him step for step, Jack seizes his chance for a better future, determined to win at all cost.

The main character of your novel – John James Munday – is a thoroughly intriguing individual.  In creating him, did you quickly build up a strong mental image of who he was, or was the creation of his character more of a gradual process over time?

I usually plan out who the characters will be and write them a short biography before I begin a novel. If I’m very lucky as I write the characters take on a life of their own and the plot has to be rewritten to fit their wants and needs. It is a bit like acting as it takes a while to inhabit the character; really getting to know them until I finally feel able to understand what they would do in any given situation – in that sense it is a very gradual process.

Your physical descriptions of London in the years surrounding World War II really draw the reader into the darker and starkly-realistic elements of the capital city during this time period.  What types of historical research did you engage with to create such vivid scenes within your novel and was there any major reason why you chose this particular era of the twentieth century?

Post war London had such a sense of disappointment about it that really fitted with the character of Jack Munday; the war might have been over, but for the people living in those slums and walking those bomb damaged streets it was a long way from being won. Boxing was a way out for many of those men, a chance at a better future – for many it still is. I was also struck by the parallels to austerity Britain today; yet the early 1950s often get overlooked as an era in historical fiction.

Historical research was important in trying to piece together the vanished landscape of bombed out London. I got a sense of this from maps, paintings and eye witness accounts. But I also needed to take a step back from the idea of the researcher as ‘historian’ and focus instead on the ‘creative writing.’ Research was critical but I wanted to reclaim the language, and the images of my sources, and feel they were mine before I could use them in the context of my character’s voice. I gave myself the freedom to play and create.

It’s impossible to discuss ‘The Longest Fight’ without mentioning the ‘noble art’ of boxing. As a lifelong boxing fan myself, I personally found those aspects of your novel to be utterly compelling.  Have you had a long interest/fascination with the sport and ultimately how much research into boxing history during this time period did you have to do for this book?

My grandfather was a boxer; I used to watch matches with him. I still remember that sense of anticipation during a round; the memory is clearer than the grainy VHS pictures we would have been watching.

The critical component of my creative writing PhD with the Open University involved a lot of research into other representations of boxing in fiction. I also turned to boxing reportage to investigate the level of realism that the boxing elements of the plot demanded; great boxing writers like Norman Mailer, Budd Schulberg, and David Remnick. What I also found in their writing was a range of creative techniques that I hadn’t expected to encounter; uses of flashback, a mythic sense of scale. Boxing reportage can’t just tell the reader it has to show them – that essential balance of showing and telling.

There’s no doubt that you accomplished that vital aspect of balance throughout the novel, Emily. Concerning your personal writing preferences, is there a favourite location where you like to write?  Do you use relaxing/inspirational music to write, or do you require absolute silence?  Also, do you prefer writing freehand, or on the computer – or do you employ a combination of the two?

 I prefer to write at home; I get too distracted in coffee shops and libraries. I usually battle with the internet during the writing day, coming up with all sorts of excuses as to why I need to turn it on – sometimes I wrestle control and manage to limit it to coffee breaks. Writing by hand would lessen the internet distraction but I find I can type a lot quicker than I can write, and I like to save different drafts as I go. I try to work a 9 to 5 day; I find the routine helpful in lessening procrastination. If I’m writing a first draft I usually listen to music (the same album over and over) as I find it useful to block out other distractions. But when I’m editing I need silence (or as quiet as you can get it in London)

Looking at literature in general, what authors have inspired you in the past and who continues to inspire you currently?

 Sarah Waters for great plots, and clever uses of time in her novels. Alice Munro for her ability to condense whole lives into a few thousand words – something I’m always telling students not to do. She breaks all those short story ‘rules’ magnificently and with true eloquence. Graham Swift’s characters are filled with such emotion that I’m always moved by their plights, and of course he chooses some great South London settings.

Would it be possible to share some brief outlines of your next writing project(s) and what genres interest you the most? 

 End Times, a novel about a Victorian matriarchal crime family. I also like to write short stories, and have various ones in different stages of editing at the moment. I like historical fiction that has a comment to make about society today; the universal nature of people making the same mistakes, living the same choices over and over throughout history always inspires me.

Many thanks for sharing your thoughts, Emily and once again, huge congratulations on the release of ‘The Longest Fight’.  To conclude, what personal advice and encouragement would you impart to anyone working on their début novel? 

Turn off the internet. Once you’ve done that, learn to love editing. But pick one thing to edit at a time; focus on dialogue in one edit, plot in another etc. I find trying to edit everything at once too overwhelming.

 

 

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Interview with David Moody by Deborah Edgeley

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Hugely successful horror writer David Moody has had many books published, including the Autumn series (Autumn, The City, Purification, Disintegration, Aftermath, The Human Condition), Trust, the Hater series (Hater, Dog Blood and Them or Us) and Straight To You. Autumn became an online phenomenon, attracting more than half a million downloads, which led on to many sequels. Within three months of the release of Hater, a major US production company were interested in acquiring the film rights. The deal was sealed and the movie is currently in production with Guillermo del Toro (Director of Hellboy I and II, Pan’s Labrinth, The Hobbit), Mark Johnson producing (Breaking Bad, The Chronicles of Narnia films) and Glen Mazzarra (The Walking Dead) who wrote the initial draft of the movie script. After the Hater deal, the film rights to the first Autumn novel were sold to Renegade Motion Pictures in Canada. The DVD of the film, starring Dexter Fletcher and David Carradine, is available worldwide.

In 2005, you formed your own publishing house called Infected Books. On your website, you say that ‘lots of authors who could get their books traditionally released choose to retain control and publish their books themselves.’ Could you please give examples of the pros and cons of self publishing for new authors, as opposed to traditional publishing houses?

I think it’s important first of all to say that I think self-publishing (or, as I prefer to call it, independent publishing), is a viable route to publication. It doesn’t work for everyone, but it can work. I say this because previously, certainly when I started releasing books this way, self-publishing was frowned upon. People thought it was a last resort for people who couldn’t get published traditionally, and whilst I’m sure that was the case for some authors, it definitely wasn’t true of everyone who chose the independent route to market. I think you have to look at where you are in your career and what you want to achieve with the book before you choose to either go it alone or try to find a traditional publisher. There are many pros and cons to self-publishing. Here are a few:

  • Control – when you self-publish, you have complete jurisdiction over your work. That can be wonderful, but it can also put you under a lot of pressure as you’re solely accountable for every aspect of your book.
  • Speed – when I self-published everything myself through Infected Books, I’d literally finish editing a book one week and have it on sale the next. On occasion I’ve waited years for my traditional publishers to release titles (for example, almost two years passed between signing the contract for Hater and the book appearing on the shelves!).
  • Money – I hate to bring it up, but it’s important! When you self-publish you get paid regularly and don’t have to wait for royalty statements and the like. It’s far easier to manage on a monthly income rather than six monthly, believe me!
  • Guidance and feedback – with a larger publisher you get to work with an experienced editor who knows the market. That’s invaluable. I’d published seven books before I worked with a dedicated editor for the first time. It was a huge culture shock, but I think my writing benefitted considerably from the experience. I think it’s vital to get feedback on every project. When I’m self-publishing (as I still do), I like to get beta-readers to read my books at specific stages in the writing process.
  • Exposure – when you go it alone, you often really are alone. When you’re working with a larger publisher, you’ll have a support network behind you (even if it doesn’t always feel that way). You still need to promote yourself and your book constantly, but it helps to have the clout of a publisher behind you. As an independent publisher, you stand very little chance of getting your books onto the shelves of Waterstones and the like.

What draws you to the horror genre?

Despite the fact I obvious am one, I try not to think of myself as a horror writer. I don’t like the label, if I’m honest. For me, horror’s not a genre, it’s an emotion… a type of reaction, if you like. If you write Westerns, then people know there’s a good chance they’ll get cowboys and Native Americans and gunfights and Sheriffs in your stories, but horror can be about anything. To qualify my point, two of the most horrific books I’ve read in years were The Road by Cormac McCarthy and We Need to Talk About Kevin, by Lionel Shriver. Both are truly terrifying in their own way, but they’re never classified as horror novels, are they? Please pardon my rant – I get asked this a lot! In terms of the type of fiction I write, I’m drawn to these stories because I’m fascinated by people and the way they interact (or not) with each other. Putting people into extreme situations is a great way of examining human behaviour. In an apocalyptic scenario, for example, when people’s lives are on the line, they’re more inclined to drop the everyday pretence and act instinctively and honestly.

How is your working day structured? Do you like to write at a particular time in the day, or are you a night owl?

I’m a firm believer than you can’t force yourself to write – you have to be in the right frame of mind. I’ve been fortunate enough to be able to write fulltime for the last five years or so and I’ve developed a routine which helps me stay productive (and adapt to the complications and frustrations of working from home with a large family!). I start around 7:30am and break myself into the day by organising my diary and catching up with emails. Once the kids have gone to school and my wife’s gone to work, I start writing proper. I turn off the Internet (vital!) and write in chunks of forty-five minutes to an hour. I usually have a few projects on the go and swap between them during the day to help me stay fresh. I set loose word targets to keep myself on track with progress. Before I wrote fulltime I used to manage a processing centre for a bank, so I’m used to having to plan and allocate resources etc. It sounds clinical and very uncreative, but it helps me to work to targets and timetables. It keeps me focused. I take regular breaks through the day to run, walk the dog, do my chores (again, the joys of working from home), collect the kids from school etc. All that said, when I’m writing I’m very passionate about my stories and if inspiration strikes I’ll write at any time. As I said earlier, I don’t think you can force yourself to write. But when you are writing and the words are flowing, you have to make the most of it.

How did it feel when you were contacted by a major production company who were interested in the film rights to Hater?

Stunned. Amazed. In shock. I still am, actually, even though it’s been years since the initial deal was signed. I remember it vividly – it was late on a Tuesday evening. My wife was working nights, and I was working an office job during the day. We didn’t see much of each other – just passed in the doorway at some point between five and six o’clock each evening. The email arrived out of the blue and I thought at first that it was a joke. I even contacted a few folks to check I wasn’t being set up! But then I was able to establish that the message was genuine, and I remember looking at the screen in disbelief, thinking that my life was about to change! Things got very surreal after that. I remember trying to put the kids to bed, do the dishes and stop the dog from barking whilst talk to a major Hollywood producer on the phone!

Are you an optimist or a pessimist, or a mixture?!

Despite what you might think when you read my books, I’m actually an optimist. I just write about pessimists, I guess! It would be more accurate to say I’m a realist. In terms of my own life, my family and so on, I’m eternally optimistic. I find it much harder to be positive about things over which I don’t have any control (i.e. the rest of the world!). We’re subjected to a never-ending tirade of bullshit and spin and it’s difficult to stay positive when every face you see on TV seems either to be lying or not quite telling the truth!

You love films. Have you written any film scripts yourself? Which film do you wish you had written?

I do love films, and script writing is something I’m actively trying to get into (plenty of ideas, not enough time!). I’ve written a short horror movie which we’ve been trying to get into production for some time. Although it seems that particular project might not come to fruition, I’ve learnt an invaluable amount during the writing process. Which film do I wish I’d written… that’s a great question. I’d have to say Children of Men which is one of my favourite movies. From a writing perspective I’ve always admired Slumdog Millionaire – a wonderfully constructed narrative.

Have you kept books from your childhood? Were you a comic fan? If so, who was your favourite superhero and why?!

My favourite books as a child were The Day of the Triffids and War of the Worlds and yes, they’re on the shelf here in my office. The book which had the biggest impact on me as a writer was James Herbert’s Domain. I remember finishing reading it and thinking, I want to write books like this. I was honoured to meet Jim and interview him twice last year, and I was devastated when he passed away unexpectedly. I’m very proud to have had him sign my ancient copy of Domain, and that sits proudly on my shelf too. I was a comic fan, though I wish I’d taken greater care of them! My comics used to get read then thrown out, which seems sacrilegious today. I had some early Thor, Iron Man and Fantastic Four, as I remember. Hulk was my favourite, though. For some reason I felt like I could identify with him (maybe because I was a really fat kid with a really short temper!).

What scares you?

See question 5. The rest of the world. In particular, all politicians and company directors.

Tell us about the moment you realised that writing would be your vocation. Was it a surprise to you, or have you always wanted to be a writer?

I always wanted to be a film director (still do, in fact). When I left school, though, I had no relevant qualifications and no immediate way of getting any. These days you can grab a camera and editing software and produce something of a professional standard with relative ease. Back then you definitely couldn’t! I’d always been able to string a few words together, so I tried writing some of the stories I’d always hoped to film. After a few false starts it worked, and I managed to finish my first novel, Straight to You (currently in the process of being re-written twenty years later, as I went back and re-read it and realised it was bloody awful!). The moment I realised it might be my vocation was the first time I let people read the book. I thought they’d hate it, but they didn’t. To my surprise they seemed to really enjoy it.

Do you get time to read much with your busy schedule? What are you reading at the moment? Do you prefer paperback or ereader? Do you read other genres, apart from horror?

I don’t get anywhere near enough time to read, unfortunately. And when I do, I rarely get to choose books – I’m usually reading things I’ve agreed to provide blurbs for (something which I’ve had to cut down on doing recently). I’ve just read two novels, Meat and Garbage Man by Joseph D’Lacey, a fellow horror author who I know well. I tend to read horror or science-fiction because that’s why I enjoy, though I’m sure I’d read in other genres if I had more time. Paperback or ereader – I like both. I love having shelves full of books, but I enjoy the convenience of ebooks. I personally don’t think people should have to choose. When you buy an Infected Books title in print, I’ll send you a free download code to get an ebook. Similarly, when you buy a print version I’ll give you a discount on the paperback or hardback edition. It seems only fair to me.

What advice would you give to your younger self?

Have a little more faith in yourself, mate.

Have you a favourite quote by a famous author?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” Douglas Adams

How will you be spending Halloween?

I’m usually working (it’s a busy time in my trade!), but I’m not sure yet this year. I’ve had a few invitations but I also have some family duties (a daughter flying back late from a school trip abroad), so I might just spend it at home, hiding from trick-or-treaters, curled up with a horror movie or two!

What’s next in the pipeline for David Moody?

I’ve nothing under contract at the moment, which is both liberating and scary. Bizarrely, though, I seem to be busier than ever. I’m working on three novels right now: Strangers (the closest thing I’ll ever get to a vampire story), the new version of Straight to You, and 17 Days (a man who’s always kept himself to himself finds himself playing out the last seventeen days of his life in front of the entire world). As soon as they’re done I’ll be moving onto a novella I have an idea for, then the first novel in a new six book horror/science-fiction series – The Spaces Between. Think Quatermass meets Dragon Tattoo and you’ll be halfway there!

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Oh, and also…..

 

Ink Pantry are doing a Halloween feature. 

Could you please give us some advice on this?

The power of suggestion. In my experience, the kind of things that won’t scare a reader are over-used clichés, an over-abundance of gore, shock tactics (i.e. intentionally breaking taboos) and so on. I think it’s far more effective to imply rather than tell. Instead of talking about what you can see, talk about what you can’t see, if that makes sense. After saying don’t rely on clichés, here’s one to prove my point: the anticipation of what the monster under your bed might look like is often far more frightening than the monster itself.

Also, I think readers are more easily scared when they fully buy into your story. Write about real people like them – have someone like your next door neighbour as the main character in your story, not a typical Hollywood, square-jawed hero. Set your story in a realistic location. Don’t be afraid to talk about the mundane and boring parts of your character’s lives – it’ll lull the reader into a false sense of security and make the horror so much more effective when it finally arrives!